The Turkey Lady on Thanksgiving...

So one of our everyday customers came in the day before Thanksgiving to return her turkey. She started by telling us there was something wrong with her turkey. She explained when she tried to put it in the pan that it kept falling over. She said she'd never seen a turkey that looked liked this before. She went on to explain that the turkey was missing parts. It didn't have any wings or legs and she wanted her money back. After looking in the bag we told her she bought a turkey breast and not a whole turkey so there's not supposed to be any wings or legs. She still insisted that she had a defective turkey. We gave her her money back. Before leaving the store she said she wanted the bag back that she brought the turkey in because she had used a gift bag. We told her it was really gross and full of turkey juice. So she wanted us to give her a new gift bag for free. We didn't give her a new bag but told her she could have the old one if she wanted it.